Jock
McTavish, he was there, his COCK was long and broad, And
when he f....... the farmer's wife, she had to be rebored.......
Dinah, Dinah show us your leg, show us your leg, show us
your leg Dinah, Dinah, show us your leg a yard above your
knee......
She gave birth to illigits, little shits
with swinging tits, who sold their slits for thrupenny bits,
The HARLOTS OF JERUSALEM.....
A is for ARSEHOLE all covered in shit, Hey
Ho said Roley, and B is the BASTARD who revels in it with
a Roley Poley, up 'em and stuff 'em, Hey Ho said Antony
Roley
Twas on the Good Ship Venus, My God you should
have seen us. The figure head was a whore in bed,
And the mast was a rampant peeeeee nis.........
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U N T I L N
O W !
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You will never be lost
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device made of steel for his wife; the pubic hairs of the daughter
of the Major of Bayswater to why Old King Cole was a bugger for
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Songs
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Good
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Machine, Kathusalem, Wayward Boy, O'Reilly's Daughter, Monk of Great
Reknown, Oh Sir Jasper, Bang Bang Lulu, Grandfather's Cock, Blinded
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