Rugby Songs List
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John Brown's prick was a fucking awful sight, Mucked about with gonorrhoea and buggered up with shite, The agonies of syphilis kept him awake all night, But he still went rogering along.
 
An insatiable nymph from Penzance, Travelled by bus to south Hants, Five others fucked her, besides the conductor, And the driver came twice in his pants. Chorus.....
 
Oh his name was Knobby Hall, Knobby Hall, Oh his name was Knobby Hall, Knobby Hall, His name was Knobby Hall, and he only had one ball, But it's better than none at all, fuck 'em all.
 
Get away you bumble bee, I ain't no rose, I ain't no syphilitic flower, get off my fucking nose. Get off my nasal organ, don't you come near. If you want a bit of fanny, you can fuck my granny, But you'll get no arsehole here.
 
There was an old lady who lived in our town, Whose arsehole was stuffed with the great smelly brown, She took a large dose without reading the box, Before she could strip, turds were flying like rocks.

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