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Jock McTavish, he was there, his COCK was long and broad, And when he f....... the farmer's wife, she had to be rebored....... 
 
Dinah, Dinah show us your leg, show us your leg, show us your leg Dinah, Dinah, show us your leg a yard above your knee...... 
 
She gave birth to illigits, little shits with swinging tits, who sold their slits for thrupenny bits, The HARLOTS OF JERUSALEM..... 
 
A is for ARSEHOLE all covered in shit, Hey Ho said Roley, and B is the BASTARD who revels in it with a Roley Poley, up 'em and stuff 'em, Hey Ho said Antony Roley 
 
Twas on the Good Ship Venus, My God you should have seen us. The figure head was a whore in bed, 
And the mast was a rampant peeeeee nis.........

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