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There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who remarked to his girl, "You're a tight one." She replied, "Pon my soul, you're in the wrong hole, There's plenty of room in the right one."
 
There was a young lady of Newcastle, Who wrapped up a turd in a parcel, And sent it to a relation, with this invitation, "It has just come out hot from my arsehole."
 
A lady came in the hatshop, "What kind would you like?" I said, "Felt," she said, Felt her I did, I'll never work there anymore...
 
She's handy, she's bandy, she shags in the street, Whenever you meet her, she's always on heat, If you leave your flies open, she's after your meat, And the smell of her cunt knocks you right off your feet.
 
There was a young man from Poole, Who found a red ring round his tool, He ran to the clinic, but the doctor, a cynic, Said, "That's only lipstick, you fool." .....

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